satan: let there be wifi passwords
satan: let there be calories
satan: let there be post limit
satan: let there be swag
(Source: harmonic)
They’re both texting someone right now saying ‘some weird guy next to me is wearing the same thing as me.
(via funnybro)
(Source: awesomephilia, via legit-humor)
When I tell my parents I have nothing to do.
Expectation:
” Oh here’s some money, you can go to the mall with your friends.”
Reality:
“Then clean the house.”
via sodamnrelatable
(Source: iheartlovinglove)
(Source: chocome, via perceive-through-my-eyes)
I’d rather have strangers reading my tumblr, than people I know.
via sodamnrelatable
(Source: themartiann)
Teenagers: the most misunderstood people on earth. Treated like children and expected to act like adults.
via sodamnrelatable
(Source: most-awkward-moments)











